I just want to hurry up and be Canadian Already

Published on February 2, 2005 By propagandhi In Philosophy

So I wouldn't have to put filthy Indian as my Nationality.
So I wouldn't have to put off looks and inclinations of being a fucking dot head.
I'm so tired of this shit.
Hurry up and Lose my fucking nationality.
It does me NO good whatsoever.
Who the fuck would want to be Indian in the first place.
The fuckers dont know how to do anything right.
Look at the fucking country.
It smells like crap from the minute you land.
God, hurry up and Make me Canadian already.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
This was supposed to be fucking easy.
Why is it taking so much fucking time?
Who fucking knows.

O Canada
O Canada
I just want to have a passport that doesn't make me obviously asian
is that so fucking wrong
trying to blend in with these people here just doesn't work
they have been closed off to civilization for 250 years
and every step in a progressive direction is considered a set back for other people.

dont go to the foreigner parties
they're full of darkies anyways
fucking gringos are rare
and the ones that are there are taken by the super hotties

GaiSen
Foreign Fetish.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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