I needed to get laid yesterday, and I did. Of course it was with some big white man with pictures of his porky pig looking wife all over the house. But it was good and I didn't have to do much work at all. He wanted me to spend the night, what is he fucking crazy? His Miss Piggy wife was everywhere, the fucker ate my ass out, licked my balls like ice cream, deep throated my cock like a hungry mole all in front of a picture of his wife.
But his bed was so comfortable, why does my existence have to be so third world. I guess I'm lucky that my Man in the states has a low standard of living. Otherwise, my dilenma once I returned home would be nuts.